Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A. By his net income.
Q. Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
A. Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
A. Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Q. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A. He thought he saw a job.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. Cheetah
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
A. Quackers
Q. Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
A. Zaccheus.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Ok so here are a few more:
Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
What time of day was Adam created? A little before Eve.
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible? When God gave Moses two tablets.
What kind of car did the disciples drive? A Honda - it says there were all in one accord.
Who was the biggest sinner in the Bible? Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once,
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible? When Noah took Ham into the ark.
How do we know that cars are in the New Testament? Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter).
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought the house down.
How does Paul make his coffee? Hebrews it.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Who was the fastest runner in the race? Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What animal could Noah not trust? Cheetah.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Floodlights.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark? Because they were using "fowl" language.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Who was the 1st surfer in the Bible? Paul. In Acts, he "came ashore on a board"!.
Which Bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck.